Pictograph Enthusiast Pillows

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

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Say cheese!

"Great photo."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"