Picnic With Football Banter Gifts

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

'How very Cumbria.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Shaken not stirred

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'