Picnic With Football Banter Mugs

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'How very Cumbria.'

Shaken not stirred

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'