Picnic Goers Mugs

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

"I don't think terrestrials are as friendly as they say!"

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

'How very Cumbria.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne