Pick-your-own Aficionado Pillows

Pick your own.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"He's such a fussy eater."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

Artisanal Pottery

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

Cross stitch

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

Tailor.

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

Bloke - Know Your Anus.

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

A practical fortune teller.

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

PYO Dusky Maiden.

Straight Roads.