Picante Personality Pillows

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Goalkeeper

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

My Spam Sketchbook

'Are you done yet?'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

How Piñatas Are Born

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Alternative collective animal names

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'I'm a Pisces.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"No, I mean literally literally!"

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Public Speaking Shoes