Picante Personality Gifts

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

The Goalkeeper

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

My Spam Sketchbook

'Are you done yet?'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

How Piñatas Are Born

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pinata Zombies

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Alternative collective animal names

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"See ya later, suckers!!"

David Bowie

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

A pinata filled with musical notes.

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

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"No, I mean literally literally!"

Public Speaking Shoes

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.