Pi T-Shirts

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Math Dreams

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'No ice.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Lemniskate

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."