Pi Prints

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

Math Dreams

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'No ice.'

The Life of Pi

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'