Physical Wellness Enthusiast Gifts

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Your contents have shifted."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit