Physical Wellness Enthusiast Pillows

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Your contents have shifted."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."