Physical Care Gifts

'You're very tense today.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'My feet are killing me.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Pool attached to child's bed.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"