Physical Care Gifts

'You're very tense today.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'My feet are killing me.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Billy. The Kid.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Pool attached to child's bed.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Fetch.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Biofelineism

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"