Phrase Examiner Gifts

"Remember, there's no 'I' in team." "But what about the 'm' and 'e'?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Examiners.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Examiners Nightmare.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'