Photography Insider Gifts

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Smile

Snapshots in Time

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Bunny Pranks

Supermarket Merge

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Nice smile.'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'