Photography Insider Prints

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

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Snapshots in Time

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Say cheese!

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Great photo."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Nice smile.'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Social Struggles