Salon Insider Prints

'Have a drink with me tonight.'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

Hair Style Menu

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"He spoils them."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

Dye now, pay later!

Fluff It Up. A hairdresser creates an amazing Afro.