Salon Insider Mugs

'Have a drink with me tonight.'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Judge getting hair done.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Hair Style Menu

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"He spoils them."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Fluff It Up. A hairdresser creates an amazing Afro.

Dye now, pay later!