Photo Album Keepers Gifts

"Hey, don't laugh. Back in the day before computers and the internet, we ALL ate a lot of homework!"

Robert Fripp

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"That's two days after you were born."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'Remember when we used to make snow angels?'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'