Photo Album Keeper Gifts

"I bet you miss your brother."

Robert Fripp

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's two days after you were born."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

'Someday your prints will come.'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Urban fox.