Phone Customizer Mugs

'Do you have a ringtone that sounds like the opening bell on the New York Stock Exchange?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Perfect."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.