Name Customizer Mugs

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

Sailor and car

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."