Name Customizer Gifts

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Naming that Impala

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Tom Cruise

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"