Phone Customization Aficionado Mugs

'I really do wish you'd get rid of that Reville ringtone.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Phone Mittens

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Children and technolohgy

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Proper I.Q. required"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"