Phone Customizer Pillows

'Do you have a ringtone that sounds like the opening bell on the New York Stock Exchange?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.

Sailor and car

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

Bob's Apartment