Phone Conversation Expert Pillows

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Like.

Time management office worker

A senior moment.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'The divorce was ugly, but not as ugly as the marriage.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"I'm on the haywain."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

'Remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'