"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."
Phone Call Hater Gifts
Looking for a lighthearted gift for someone who despises phone calls? Our collection is full of witty and funny items that make the perfect gag gift or personal treat for the phone call hater in your life. Whether they’re a work colleague, friend, or family member, these items celebrate their aversion to lengthy conversations with humor and charm.
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
Automated customer service.
Confucius say: shut up.
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"
Houdini 2019
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'
'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'
Collar I.D.
"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.
'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'
'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'
"I only wish this was the final notice."
'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'
'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'
'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'
"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."
"How many times do I have to tell, you, don't call me at work!"
"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."
Voice Jail
'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'
STRIP Hambone: Cleaner answering the phone in office
'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'
'Oh, Hi, Fred!...I was just thinking about you'
'Who is this? Could you please stop cold calling me?'
Snobscene phone call
"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."
'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!
Phone Call Hater Gifts Collection
Phone Call Hater Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more fun designs perfect for the phone call hater. Start their morning with a laugh and a cup of coffee.
Phone Call Hater Pillows
Check out our pillows that add humor and personality to any room. Great for lounging and celebrating their dislike of phone chats.
Phone Call Hater Prints
Browse our print collection for witty artwork that captures the essence of avoiding phone calls with style and humor.
Phone Call Hater T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for those who prefer to skip the calls. Perfect for casual wear and making a statement without saying a word.