Phoebe Phan T-Shirts

"I don't want to hear how you would handle it Kenneth, I want to hear how Phoebe Waller-Bridge would handle it."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Horror Stories.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Dreams I have had...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"We'll always hate Paris."

I love ewe.

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Springtime rabbits.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

Bathing.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Ant Drones

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Body Shaming

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Palm tree in love...

Plane Migration.