Philosophy Fiends Gifts

Adam Smith

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm an atheist!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'It's a chicken.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"He's So Your Type."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Wait a minute....!

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Kicking The Habit

"Is there a God?"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

God throwing bricks on city

'Now let's explore your dark side.'