Philosophy Fiends T-Shirts

Adam Smith

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

The Great Leap Forward

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'It's a chicken.'

"He's So Your Type."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Wait a minute....!

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Kicking The Habit

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Is there a God?"

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

God throwing bricks on city

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,