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"He's So Your Type."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Paranormal A-Z...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

Piracy on a boating lake

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

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The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"