Nonfiction Fiend T-Shirts

"Arthur and I both like books with unreliable narrators. The problem is that he only reads nonfiction."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Thomas Keneally

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"He's So Your Type."

Heaven

'Wait a minute....!

The game comes first...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Kicking The Habit

"It's fondue night!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

The book that will not be denied!

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Book lovers