Philosophers Of The Park Pillows

'I studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'the hell with it'.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Wanna swap?"

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Mission Impossible

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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You can't go back.

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Divers Lap Pool

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

"I gave at the office!"

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"I bet they're not so much commandments as best practice guidelines, am I right?"