Philosophers Of Denial Gifts

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

Thinking Gears

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Self Checkout

'I inherited therefore I am'

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Closed Thursdays.

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"How the hell are you?"

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Statue Farts.

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

Rene Descartes

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'