''Goodwill for all man' I've got an app for that.'
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"Behold the secret to happiness."
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
Zenemies.
At the 2021 Religious Games
Optimist
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.
Hamlet in the craft shop.
"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'
'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'
'How did he make the world in six days?'
'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"
"What if it's smarter than us?"
"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."
The Meaning of Life
"Sorry - I've got to take this..."
"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."
Human meat.
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