Philosopher Of Roots Pillows

"Very few leave the grove!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

I lactate, therefore I am.

Thinker ponders milking stool.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

You B*****D

Is there life after digestion?

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"

Speculators and Food Production

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

"What about you? Would you rather leave a stump or be mulched and scattered?"