Roots Explorer Pillows

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

ET Mishap

Farm Humor.

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I love this time of day."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."