Roots Explorer Mugs

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

ET Mishap

Farm Humor.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Koala

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I love this time of day."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'