Philatelist Romance Gifts

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Protest

'Out, damned Spot.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

FedRex

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

Detachment During Intimacy.