Philatelist Gifts

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Stamps/ "I'll be back on a jiffy."

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Letter Collecting Nerd

Stamps: King Carlos I of Spain.

'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'This is my birthday present - a sheet of 'forever' stamps?'

Commemorative stamp.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"