Philatelist Mugs

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Stamps/ "I'll be back on a jiffy."

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Letter Collecting Nerd

Stamps: King Carlos I of Spain.

'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'This is my birthday present - a sheet of 'forever' stamps?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Edgar Allen Poe

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Honoré de Balzac

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre