Passionate Philatelist Gifts

Philately will get you nowhere!

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Snail crossing

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Pfft. Derivative."

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Self-Portrait

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Andy Murray

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Blind Musician/Deaf Artist

"Muddled, confused, vague, I'm not surprised, you're a woolly mammoth."

'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?