Philatelist Romance Pillows

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Letter Collecting Nerd

When two philosophers date. So

Protest

'Out, damned Spot.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

Carrier Pigeons

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

FedRex

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'