Philatelist Priorities Pillows

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Protest

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Monday around 9PM.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Work Life Balance.

Friedrich Nietzsche

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

FedRex

Carrier Pigeons

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

A post box in a museum

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

The Post Office Is... Forever

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

"You're a quart low."

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840