Pharmacy Humor Fan Pillows

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Drug vending machines at hospital.

Medical Supplies

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Sea of Tranquillity

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."