Pharmacists' Day Gifts

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Fighting the Pandemic

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'