Pharmacists' Day Gifts

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."