Pharmaceutical Watchdog Gifts

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"Can't you diagnose me with something you have free samples for?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"1971... 2015..."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

World Health Organization

NDAs for non VIPs

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Nice Apology, Mark

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

GPs asked to solve rising obesity levels..."I read in the papers that I'm fat and you've got to sort it out!"

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Volkswagen with skull face

Man reading report with safety belt on.

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"