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"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"1971... 2015..."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

Doctors Through the Ages...

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Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

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The Impact of the Blockade on Cuba.

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'

"Google glasses, I remember those. I wonder why they never caught on?"

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

'Can I call you back? I'm just about to break bad news.'

'Any investment objective is just to keep up with tht price of gas and prescription drugs.'

'You can get dressed now - the doctor saw you when you weren't looking.'

'I'm going to give you the good news in laymen's terms and the bad news in dollars and cents.'

"Can't you diagnose me with something you have free samples for?"