Petroliana Collecting T-Shirts

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You're on a what?!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Posh Easter Egg

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Haunted museum

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"