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"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Scottish party

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Out of kilter.

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.