Petrol T-Shirts

Beast of burden.

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

'We can't take a trip without my gasoline credit card here.'

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

Cheesie Rider

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Venice Floods

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil on Mars.